I’m an expert! I use one hand to pull this object out, and close my lips around it. It feels good, and the tip always gets wet. It’s cool going down my throat. I close my eyes, and relax.
Sometimes they’re short, but I prefer the longer ones. They seem last longer, but it could just be my imagination. They taste, and smell bad, but it’s the pleasure I get out of it.
Mother told me, a girl shouldn’t do this. I want to stop. I really do, I just can’t!!!!
Oh heck, girls got to have a vice.
Talk to me, what are you thinking?
Glynis
Jun 24, 2013 @ 23:35:09
Oh yes I have a vice Ms. Vee, but Mom would have a hissy-fit if I put that out in plublic…LOL
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Ms. Vee
Jun 24, 2013 @ 23:37:22
LoL! My mom won’t go near a computer… so I’m in the clear… 😀
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Glynis
Jun 24, 2013 @ 23:41:56
Yeah, Mom’s seventy plus, but she has spies!
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Ms. Vee
Jun 24, 2013 @ 23:42:42
God bless her!!
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Lorraine Marie Reguly
Jun 26, 2013 @ 22:40:20
I can only imagine the things you are putting in your mouth…lol
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Ms. Vee
Jun 26, 2013 @ 22:42:44
LOL, don’t go there! I think along the same line about you.
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iamyourme
Jun 29, 2013 @ 05:19:35
Oh Ms. Vee! You remind me of my godmother, all sassy and stuff! Great post. Well since it’s been a while since I’ve been ‘dirty’ (two beautiful babies 6 and 2), my perception of what you have written is making me blush ;-0 cause it’s time for momma to get ‘dirty’ again! LOL!
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Ms. Vee
Jun 29, 2013 @ 09:48:20
LOL..I really had fun with this. Call it mind percwption. The post was about smoking a cigarette…Sassy I am. God bless you and ypur family. Thank you for visiting. I will be exploring yours soon! !
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empressava
Jun 29, 2013 @ 17:08:38
So not what i have in mind. Lol
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Ms. Vee
Jun 30, 2013 @ 06:36:20
I don’t believe so! Thank you for following & hang on for the ride.
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Aleshia Clarke
Jul 01, 2013 @ 18:24:23
Wow, this was a fun post! Ha ha ha – a cigarette!
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Ms. Vee
Jul 01, 2013 @ 18:26:07
You got it!!!!!! 🙂
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Becca Bear
Jul 01, 2013 @ 18:45:14
You had me cracking up ms vee :)! I had a friend write something like this about going to the dentist for the first time. Hysterical and very witty!
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Ms. Vee
Jul 01, 2013 @ 18:48:30
Glad you liked it. Laughter is good for the soul.
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the muscleheaded blog
Jul 02, 2013 @ 00:33:13
hahahaha… stop chewing on your pencil !!! 🙂
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Ms. Vee
Jul 02, 2013 @ 00:42:04
Nope. LOL
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the muscleheaded blog
Jul 02, 2013 @ 00:42:50
hmmmmmmmm…..
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Ms. Vee
Jul 02, 2013 @ 00:44:27
It was a good guess, but I never use a pencil.
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johannisthinking
Jul 02, 2013 @ 11:01:49
You are so open–so refreshing—-I am trying to free my mind when I write…to be blatantly honest…you are honest!
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Ms. Vee
Jul 02, 2013 @ 12:28:56
It is the only way to be, don’t you agree? Our writings come from within our inner being. I write what I feel, and do it freely. Thank you for following me. Have a blessed day! 🙂
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Winding road
Jul 04, 2013 @ 09:31:29
love it, so clever!
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Ms. Vee
Jul 04, 2013 @ 13:05:37
Thank you!
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alwayslittlepieces
Jul 06, 2013 @ 23:57:19
This is GREAT! So honest and funny.
Thank-you Ms Vee 🙂
Tara
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Ms. Vee
Jul 07, 2013 @ 11:21:23
Glad you liked it!
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